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Chaos Goblin's avatar

1: Everyone on Twitter proceeds to follow every account they encounter to raise everyone's follower status to 30K

2: Everyone proceeds to tweet nothing except posts calling all of Musk's companies Cissy colonizers

3: Musk's brain undergoes "spontaneous catastrophic disassembly", to use the scientific vernacular, and firebombs his platform with Mein Kampf The Updated Version For Trump Project 2025, which lasts for over 100 million consecutive tweets

4: Advertisers clutch pearls and re-bolt, driving revenue back into a crater

5: Humanity profits, Musk loses!

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The Scholar's avatar

"with only the illusion of participation for the rest." This line is on fire, I love it. All the more reason to switch to Substack and quit X, the sooner the better.

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